Among my pleasures in life are bumper stickers and T-shirts with clever
sayings on them. Here, for example, is a shirt I definitely need - "I'm Tired of
Being My Wife's Arm Candy."
Another one I saw said: "Teamwork is when everyone does what I want."
Or, how about this: "I didn't say you were responsible. I just said I'm going to
blame you."
In Signal's catalog was this one - "Try Meditation - It's Not What You Think."